Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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