when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Small penises have feelings too.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
