i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
