With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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