And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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