brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio