that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you