No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.