Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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