lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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