two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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