i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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