He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
