either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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