? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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