how can u be prego again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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