Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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