clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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