Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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The best revenge is premature balding
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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