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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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