OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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