How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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