it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
sex on a bike is impossible
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