I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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