She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you never un-have a 4some
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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