I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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