How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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