She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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