He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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