i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He passed out mid-signature
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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