just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I looked at my own cervix.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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