Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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