I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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