I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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