why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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