I'm drive I can fine osifer
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I AM VODKA MAN
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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