i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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