sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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