Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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