If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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