Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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