i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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