Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
being pregnant is like rehab
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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