Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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