Nicole vs. Life
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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