why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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