What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is wine microwaveable?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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