Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She bit a glass in half.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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