even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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