The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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