He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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