I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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