Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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