Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
id be glad to
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
