i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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