So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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