over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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