we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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