do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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